As most of you already noticed (hard to miss, since it’s highlighted in WoW launcher), SC2 is due in July. I’m sure that there are many of us that are pretty much excited about it. In case you have your doubts, and would like to try out the game before you pre-order, i’ll give you the chance to WIN the beta cd key. At the moment, i have ONE cd key to give – EU region, but you can activate it from other continents without problem, you’ll just have to play against EU people – , but i’m pretty sure i’ll have another few in the next few days. Might as well be for US. We’ll see 
What you need to do in order to have your chance:
- In the comments of this article, write a wow related joke. Something like, ”You know you played too much wow, when your Microwave dings, and you say GRATS” etc etc, use your imagination, be creative, or just funny
- The one that gets most thumbs up, will get the cd key. In case i get more of them (and im pretty sure i will) the second cd key is going to go to the second best joke, etc.
- Be sure to enter real email adress, in order to receive the key should you win.
- There will be ONE cd key per email. So if you have top 5 jokes, you are going to get only one cd key. Don’t try to scam me 
I’ll be checking out IP’s and other useful info ^^
- I will be announcing Winner(s), and send the key(s) on Saturday, 22th May.
Good Luck. For The Hive!!
*EDIT* Fixed the date of the Launch date, it’s July, not June. And to add, i like some of the jokes already, keep it goin’
Your Mama is so fat that they hired her to fill the Dalaran crater
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Your Mama is so fat that she is the expansion
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Your Mama is so fat that if she was azeroth, deathwing wouldn’t even bother with the cataclysm
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abstinence: $15 a month is a small price to pay to keep your son’s virginity
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MMORPG=Many Men Online RollPlaying Girls
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G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life
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You know you play to much WoW when you consider you girlfriends pantys have a low drop rate and when they finally do drop your best friend wins the roll.
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You know you play too much wow, if your friends ask you for money and you tell them to go buy a gold guide.
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i think this is over now. and ummm i think sc2 went into open beta or something because me and 3 of my friends just got keys.
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Now that Bolvar is Lich King Arthas is gonna be hell lot pissed when he releases and comes to find that a dude thats been lit on fire is sitting on his throne.
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U know u play wow too much if ur wife’s pants is a rare drop and someone else rolls on them!
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You know you have played WOW too much when after your spouse prepares a nice dinner for the family, you get up from the table and say to your family. “Thank you for the group, nice run.”
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I got 2!
You know your addicted to wow,
When your Girlfriends Pants have a Low Drop Rate.
You know your addicted to wow,
When You call your telemarketer a “Dirty Chinese Gold Farmer” before you hang up.
-Kyle
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You know you played WOW too much when after your wife set a nice dinner for you and your family, you finish dinner get up from the table and say to your family ” Thanks for the group, good run”
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