As most of you already noticed (hard to miss, since it’s highlighted in WoW launcher), SC2 is due in July. I’m sure that there are many of us that are pretty much excited about it. In case you have your doubts, and would like to try out the game before you pre-order, i’ll give you the chance to WIN the beta cd key. At the moment, i have ONE cd key to give – EU region, but you can activate it from other continents without problem, you’ll just have to play against EU people – , but i’m pretty sure i’ll have another few in the next few days. Might as well be for US. We’ll see 
What you need to do in order to have your chance:
- In the comments of this article, write a wow related joke. Something like, ”You know you played too much wow, when your Microwave dings, and you say GRATS” etc etc, use your imagination, be creative, or just funny
- The one that gets most thumbs up, will get the cd key. In case i get more of them (and im pretty sure i will) the second cd key is going to go to the second best joke, etc.
- Be sure to enter real email adress, in order to receive the key should you win.
- There will be ONE cd key per email. So if you have top 5 jokes, you are going to get only one cd key. Don’t try to scam me 
I’ll be checking out IP’s and other useful info ^^
- I will be announcing Winner(s), and send the key(s) on Saturday, 22th May.
Good Luck. For The Hive!!
*EDIT* Fixed the date of the Launch date, it’s July, not June. And to add, i like some of the jokes already, keep it goin’
Draenei…. proof Tauren raped Smurfs.
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I told a pally hes needsa sort his gear out!!!
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thx for bursting my bubble m8!!!
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The gnome engineers have a new submarine designed with a screen door.
Don’t laugh, it keeps the murlocs out.
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What do you do if a gnome throws a Mohawk Grenade at you?
Pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back.
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Q: Do you know how many players that started with ‘Warcraft: Orcs & Humans’ it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s right, you don’t, cuz you weren’t THERE, man!
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How do you get a Tauren out of your bathtub?
Throw in a bar of soap.
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Did you hear about the gnome who crashed his flying machine?
He got cold, so he turned off the fan.
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A human, a night-elf, and a dwarf are fleeing from a Tauren brigade, and hide in the branches of the trees of a nearby forest. The Taurens trot up to the tree with the human, and shout “We know you’re up there! Come down and we promise you a quick death!” The human, thinking fast, says “Tweet tweet!” The none-too-bright Taurens, thinking it was only a bird, move on to the tree with the night-elf and repeat their challenge, “Come down or we’ll chop the tree from under you!” The night-elf, taking a cue from the human, quickly says “Hoot hoot!” Deceived into thinking it was an owl, the gullible Taurens come to the tree with the dwarf, bellowing, “We KNOW you’re in that tree! Come down or we will burn you down!” The dwarf thinks for a moment, then shouts, “Moo! Moo! Moo!”
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How do you stop an army of gnomes on horseback?
Turn off the merry-go-round.
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You know you play WoW too much if you are reading this!
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You know if your addicted to wow if, you list the items you sold at the AH on your tax returns under “Other Sources of income”.
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King Varian Wrynn receives a report that villagers in Goldshire are gambling on murloc fights, and dispatches an SI:7 investigator to go undercover and check on it. After a few days the recruit returns and informs the King that not only was the report true, but that the Dwarves, the Night Elves, and the Defias Mafia were involved.
“The Dwarves?” King Wrynn asks in disbelief.
“Yes, a Dwarf entered a gnome in the murloc fights,” the recruit replies.
“And the Night Elves?” asked the King.
“They were betting on the gnome.”
“What about the Defias Mafia?”
“The gnome won.”
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You know you’ve been playing too much WoW if you’ve ever told your work colleagues “I’m gonna pull aggro from the boss if I don’t get this quest done.”
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World of Warcraft: Better than condoms for preventing teen pregnancy.
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Q: What type of motorcycle does a tauren ride?
A: A Cowasaki
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You know you play to much WoW when the only days you shower and clean the house is on a Tuesday, All before 11:00 server time.
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Why do gnomes get so much ass?
Its all that they can see
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You Know you play wow to much when your husband tells you your 9 month old is Baby Icehowl. Baby Icehowl has an erratic enrage timer ranging from seconds, minutes, to hours and throws himself head first into everything. When enraged Baby Icehowl can be tranqualized with food or a bottle.
Dreamgoddess
Stonemaul
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Q) What would Jesus do?
A) He would Ankh.
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You know when you play too much wow when you type /r when replying to your friend on AIM
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Q: How do you get a one-armed warrior out of a tree?
A: You wave!
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A newb walks into a tavern, and notices a jar of gold next to a bottle of moonshine. When he asks the bartender about it the bartender says, “Oh, that! That’s for the GAUNTLET!”
“wtf is teh GAUNTLET?” asks the newb.
“Well, it’s like this,” says the bartender. “You drink that bottle of moonshine in under a minute, get a perfect score on the dart-board, then run outside where there’s a crocolisk with a sore tooth; yank that tooth out, and then run upstairs.”
“then wat?” asks the newb.
“Well then there’s a smoking hot woman upstairs that you have to… Please. Do all that and you get the gold.”
“u mean i get to bang a chick as part of it?!” says the newb. “ur on!”
So the newb downs the moonshine in twenty seconds, manages a perfect score on the dart-board, and then runs out back to the crocolisk. From out back there comes all this thrashing and whooping, and finally the newb trips back in, all coated in his own blood. “kk,” he says, “now wheresh that woman with a shore tooth?”.
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How do you make a good Tauren better?
A1 Steak Sauce!
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