SC2 Beta Key Goes to…

After 10 days, there were some awesome wow related jokes, and by  majority vote, SC2 beta  Key goes to Anon. Grats to you dude!

This is the winning joke:

“Jaina Proudmoore goes to the Stormwind Doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened? Failed LK encounter?”
Jaina: “No Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time King Varian comes to the castle drunk he beats me.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When he comes to the castle drunk, just conjure a glass of honeymint tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep.”
Two weeks later Jaina Proudmoore comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn
Jaina: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time King Varian came to the castle drunk, I swished with honeymint tea. I swished And swished, and he didn’t touch me!”
Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?””